1. Pizza makes me horny.
2. I wear long johns under all my clothes...and in the shower.
3. I have many collections. Examples include spoons, thimbles, stamps, hair, cat teeth, juice, and novelty baseball hats.
4. I can't read.
5. I am the author of 12 self-help books, and one biography on Tom Cruise.
6. My real name is Charles.
7. Numbers 1-7 of this list make me horny.
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