Friday, July 16, 2010

Roberta 1

I’m looking for Roberta.
I thought I saw her in Iraq, but it may have been
in a pit of fire
I’m the guy who spent 20 years looking for Roberta.
Currently, I’m not able to walk and my
wife said she was unaware of the problem until
she got a postcard from
Roberta.

I have a well documented relationship with
Roberta--YES, we rode bikes together.
I payed a lot of taxes so I could learn
that the worst place to die is
Mexico.
Do you think you’ll
be able to love
the baby?
I named him Roberta...for Roberta.

I dreamt Roberta and I were watching TV
on the wall of a nearby building. We had sexual
problems. I bribed the Waxman and he
showed me this stock photo of
two men cooking hot dogs: togetherness.
He called it “Sassy Stock.”

Roberta’s favorite things are trash mounds,
community, rebel groups, sheep, pizza places
with casual atmospheres, ultimate personality
surveys, burn pits, bar drinks, and deep sadness.

Sometimes Roberta asks me “what windows are
open on your computer screen?” or another
favorite is “do you
have any piercings?” I can’t sing well
and boys don’t like me.

News flash: Roberta is dead.
She was doing some illegal logging
and was thinking a lot about poetics and her
personal style. It just got to be too much.
Roberta=sad times, but sometimes + happy times
for me. Roberta convinced me to get a Diddy Kong
tattoo and I’m glad of it.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

部落格很棒唷~ 支持你歐^^..................................................................

Anonymous said...

噴泉的高度,不會超過它的源頭。一個人的事業也是如此,它的成就絕不會超過自己的信念。..................................................................

Anonymous said...

要持續更新下去喲!!祝你有個愉快心情..................................................................

Anonymous said...

我們能互相給予的最佳禮物是「真心的關懷」。..................................................

Anonymous said...

良好的開端,已是成功的一半。..................................................

Anonymous said...

快下班囉~來幫你加油~~..................................................................

Anonymous said...

人生最重要的一件事,就是從生活中認識你自己。............................................................

Anonymous said...

It is easier to get than to keep it.......................................................................

Anonymous said...

Judge not of men and things at first sight................................................

Anonymous said...

One swallow does not make a summer.............................................................

Anonymous said...

看到大家都留言-我也忍不住說聲---加油..................................................

Anonymous said...

嘿,你的部落格不錯哦!............................................................

Anonymous said...

愛情是一種發明,需要不斷改良。只是,這種發明和其他發明不一樣,它沒有專利權,隨時會被人搶走。.................................................................

Anonymous said...

時間就是塑造生命的材料。

Anonymous said...

期待你的下次更新喔^____^..................................................

Anonymous said...

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